Blogwhoring. Dude.

Epiphanie Bags

2010-04-02T17:22:00.000-07:00

Have you seen all the beautiful new products & contest for pro photographers on http://www.DesignAglow.com?

Check them out for a chance to win a gorgeous Epiphanie camera bag!

Photgraphy Giveaway!

2010-01-14T05:49:00.000-08:00

So, you may or may not know that I would love to be a photographer. Not a professional, because I hate people and the thought of catering to their every whim with my camera makes me break out in hives. But I'd like to have the talent of a professional, to be used when and where I choose with those that I love most (like my cats and dog) (just kidding) (love you husband and kids!).

This cool blog is a fabulous way to learn more about the art of photography, photo-shopping, etc. And the blogger is doing a sweet giveaway! What better way to plunge headfirst into the world of cameras and flash?

www.beyond-snapshots.com/blog/ is the blog.

www.beyond-snapshots.com/blog/2010/01/12/share-the-love-and-win-cool-stuff-2/ is the giveaway.

Post a link to her blog on yours, comment on hers about your post, and you are entered to win!

Deadline is Friday, January 14.

The Body Shop Giveaway

2009-12-10T06:33:00.000-08:00

Holy moly, The Body Shop is giving away a crapload of stuff, and you have 12 chances to win! Well, some of the chances are already gone, but there's still a bunch that aren't. So get crackin'!

Here is the link

The Body Shop 12 Days of Giveaway involves 11 different bloggers giving away the same awesome gift package. I linked you to the first blogger in the group whose contest has not yet ended. There are others, so click around and see who hasn't picked a winner yet. As far as I know, of the 10 revealed blogs, 6 are still accepting entries. Tomorrow the 11th blog will be revealed, so there's another chance for you. Here is what a few simple clicks and comments can win ya:

*Merry Cranberry Body Butter
*Merry Cranberry Lip Balm
*Nutmeg & Vanilla Body Butter
*Nutmeg & Vanilla Body Scrub
*Nutmeg & Vanilla Lip Balm
*Black Velvet Apricot Body Butter
*Black Velvet Apricot Shower Nectar
*Black Velvet Apricot Lip Balm
*Merry Aromas Holiday Reed Diffuser Gift Pack

He-llo! Yeah baby!

The 12th chance is from The Body Shop itself. It's the grand prize. The big kahuna. The main man. The top dog. The ... okay, jeez, I'll stop already. Just give 'em your info and you'll have a chance to make all the girls jealous with your $1200 (!!!) in Body Shop loot. That's a lot of freaking lotion, yo.

The deadline for the blog giveaways varies per blog, so you'll have to figure that out all by yourself (come on, I can't do everything for you all the time) (no, really, I can't) (stop asking already). The deadline for the grand prize is December 12th.

Get your ass in gear already, people.

Shauna Glenn Giveaway

2009-12-10T06:11:00.001-08:00

Shaunaglenn.com - the header on her blog says it all: "Is it 5:00 yet? Please send wine!"

Funny as hell and totally worth the read. Especially if you're a mom, a wife, a female, or a human being.

Here's the contest link

Go forth and comment, and you shall be entered to win:

*Red Christmas footed pajamas
*A wooden picture frame
*Bumble and Bumble shampoo, conditioner, styling lotion, and styling creme
*A .5 oz bottle of Viva La Juicy perfume
*EcoTools bamboo 6 piece cosmetic brush set
*Eyeshadow kit from e.l.f.
*Hand towels: one reads “Naughty” the other “Nice”
*A 12 oz package of holiday M&Ms (because sometimes M&Ms ARE the answer)
*Hand painted wine glass designed by yours truly [that would be Shauna, not Jenn the Blogwhore]. It reads: Wine…the other food group.
*A 3.38 oz tube of Burt’s Bees Peppermint Foot Lotion
*Lip plumping lipgloss from Sexy Motherpucker
*Signed copy of my book, Heaping Spoonful

DAMN, that's a lot of crap for one little comment! Plus, she's now added this to her post:

PPPPS. Just added some more prizes. Besides the basket-o-goodies, I’ll be giving away a “personal massager/hand mixer” compliments of Eden Fantasys. I also have 3 wine glasses hand painted by yours truly and 3 signed copies of my book, Heaping Spoonful. So instead of only one winner, THERE WILL BE 8!! WOO HOO!

Deadline is Friday, December 11, at 5pm Central.

Run over there and comment already!

Not That Kind of Girl Giveaway

2009-12-10T05:54:00.000-08:00

For my first giveaway post, I'm totally squealing to be able to say it's Not That Kind of Girl! I LOVE this blog (like I would totally move to Boston and be all Single White Female on her ass if I didn't have the pesky husband and kids thing to deal with) (and if I knew her name) (or her address) (or her phone number) (but you know, there's always the magic power of The Google). Anyway. Don't just click over for the giveaway. Click over for the LOVE.

Here's the contest link

All you have to do is comment and you can win your choice of:

*PG Wodehouse novel. Chosen by TKOG. Probably something out of print. If you haven’t read Wodehouse, let me tell you that if my absurd wordplay [NTKOG's wordplay, not Jenn the Blogwhore's, whose wordplay doesn't even exist next to this lady] brings ever the faintest glimmer of a smile to your face, then Wodehouse will change yo’ dang life.
OR
*Yummy Lush goodies. Something floral or sweet or citrusy or masculine — whatever pleases you. If it’s not obvious, I’m totally obsessed with Lush, and would be happy to spread their gospel [again, speaking of NTKOG here - although I think with just one Lush purchase, Jenn the Blogwhore would likely be obsessed as well]. We can talk about your preferences and I’ll send either a massage bar (good for sexytimes!) or some yummy soap (good for all the times.)
OR
*Something fun from Good Vibrations. I still have a coupon there from the blowjob class I took a while back [I'm sure I need to clarify that it's NTKOG that took a blowjob class, since I know most of you immediately thought I was finally refering to myself. I wasn't. Too bad, though. Sounds like fun.], and could use it to pick up something vanilla, suitable for solo play or couples, of either gender.

DUDE. Is NTKOG friggin' awesome or what?

The deadline is noon on Tuesday, December 15.

Go. Read. Comment. Follow. LOVE.

All Hail the Blog Whore!

2009-12-09T07:16:00.001-08:00

So, this is the spot that you, all my non-blogging friends and family readers (yes, all 4 of you!) can come to take advantage of my blog-reading self.

I'll read the blogs (very good ones too, I might add - you really should read them yourself) and then I'll post any open giveaways, contests, etc., over here. You can hop over to the blog in question and enter. Although this does not legally obligate you to read or peruse said blog in any way, it does morally obligate you to at least pay a smidge bit of attention to the efforts of the blogger who is giving away free awesomeness to the (un)appreciate public (coughyoucough).

I do this out of the goodness of my own heart.*

Why yes, yes I do rock. Thank you very much.

So, this blog will be all about whoring itself out to other blogs, posting giveaways and contests and all that fun stuff. No original content by yours truly (shut UP, I don't want to hear about how happy that makes you). Well, I might throw in a product or business review every once in awhile, if I happen to run across something worthy of posting about (shut UP I don't want to hear that you don't care about my take on stuff).

So, let's go light up the ~~street corners~~ town. Blog Whores rule!

*AndmaybebecauseI'llgetanotherentrybyblogwhoringitoverherebutreallythat'sreallynotallthat importantnowisitlet'sjustmoverightalongthere'snothingmoretoseehere